Dear God,
Madonna is stalking me. I lost my virginity to ‘Like A Virgin’ in the back of my boyfriends pick up truck at 16, and six weeks later I had to tell my Italian father that I was pregnant whilst MTV was blaring ‘Papa Don’t Preach’ in the background. At 18, I lost my faith in religion about the same time Madonna was burning crucifixes, and tried to recreate the sentiment by putting my rosary beads in the microwave. It lacked the drama and ruined my mums microwave. At 22, I got lost for two days in the snow whilst on a skiing holiday and the only thing that kept me alive was playing ‘Frozen’ on repeat whilst hypothermia set in. Finally, last night my new boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, whilst Madonna’s ‘4 Minutes ‘ played on the radio. He came in just under 3 and a half. I know she is in my life for a reason, I am just not sure why. Please send me a sign, preferably before her next single is released. Thanks G, Sarina Del-Vecchio, Sydney/Australia.Share:
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:45 pm
This site is amazing, to the extent that I have no words to describe it. What a brilliant idea. I am a firm believer in God, and the power of prayer.
Thank you. Aja
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Truth or not … I enjoy it.
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:22 am
As the last two tracks on ‘Hard Candy’ are listed as ‘4 Minutes Remix’ you might be in for a sticky time!
April 24th, 2008 at 5:49 am
Dear Sarina,
“Hung Up”!
Remember this, and you will be fine:
In the end everything will be wright.
If it isn’t wright it’s because it isn’t the end!
April 24th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Who knows Sarina…maybe Madonna IS God and she’s been trying to reach you through her ministry…
April 25th, 2008 at 5:29 am
It is by far the best “Dear God / Humor” idea.
Keep us updated!
Chanis Hilton, Ciudad de México
April 25th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Sarina, listen to her music with no fear because although God is the one who gave us life, Madonna is the one who makes us feel alive. That is why she is so present in your life and that is why your heart must always be open to her commandments and new records.
April 27th, 2008 at 1:10 am
hahaha! you are hilarious, sarina!
April 29th, 2008 at 4:09 am
Sarina,
You are asking to be given a sign…
Her upcoming single is aptly titled “Give it 2 Me.”
Coincidence?
May 1st, 2008 at 3:51 pm
jaja you are very funny, you really do and also i like madonna
May 3rd, 2008 at 5:11 am
Madonna’s trying to tell you something, Sarina!
I mean, she’s like, the soundtrack of your whole life. Listen to her carefully… You might hear wonderful things.
I agree with Cinically Your’s. Maybe Madonna IS God.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
The real question is whether songs like “erotica” and “lucky star” have any significance to you… if so, then that would be pretty sweet.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
LOL!
May 16th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
apparently this is not affecting ur life in anyway.. it good you take huumor in it. if nothing else its a good party story/conversation starter ect. i believe life is already mapped out. this is just one of those funny things that was just always gunna happen life all the strange coninsedences that seem to work out for the best. ie.. cleaner and greener rhyming.. interestingly enough global warming has become a big issue and these do words go great in adversiting about helping the planet..
love it
cherish it
May 19th, 2008 at 7:55 am
This is brilliant and you are beautiful for posting your inter-relation with Madonna. Music has a funny way of intervening with our lives. Props to you for making the connection between the music and you life.
June 21st, 2008 at 3:29 am
DEAR SARINA:
MADONNA AND GOD ARE EXACTLY THE SAME PERSON. YOU SHOULD TURN INTO A FULLTIME BELIEVER. IN GOD (MADONNA) WE TRUST.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:26 am
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Pray my dear! pray!
July 30th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
bah-rilliant writing! (aka a super crackup.)
madge is a force to be reckoned with… to be sure.
August 31st, 2008 at 5:35 pm
maybe its just coincidence.. i think it is.. but it is pretty funny..
January 1st, 2009 at 6:26 pm
man now let me tell you about michael jackson stalking me…..freaky
February 4th, 2009 at 4:20 am
thats amazing sarina.
yeah, maybe what some of the other comments say is true. maybe madonna is god. but tbh i can’t really imagine that. i’ve just asked “madonna” to make it snow. haha. x.
February 19th, 2009 at 9:48 am
yep you forgot to share what happened to you on “erotica”, talk about an album release…
April 1st, 2009 at 1:41 am
For all i care Madonna is on a train to hell (at the moment anyway, maybe she’ll be saved who knows? )
Where are you going? you wanna join her or help her?
Take the bitter pill and be yourself and quit following Madonna’s every move.
June 19th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Madonna is over rated. Maybe she wants you to adopt a baby or something. But dont. Live your own life.